“And Trump must be especially butt-hurt that the justices he appointed didn’t do anything about this, because in his mind, he thinks that they owe him big time. He’s probably like, ‘What the hell, Brett? I stuck with you when everyone said you were a creepy drunk, but now you won’t let me be president just because I didn’t get enough votes? All of a sudden, now you know the meaning of the word “no,” Brett? Huh? I hate all of you — Neil, Brett, and you hurt me most of all, Amy Coney Island!’” — TREVOR NOAH

“All of the justices were like, ‘We put on our robes for this?’” — JIMMY FALLON

“Trump put three judges on the court, and he was very explicit about the fact that he wanted them to jump in and steal the election for him, Bush v. Gore style, and he still lost. When those three saw the actual court filing, it was probably like meeting someone you matched with on Tinder in person: ‘So that picture you posted, that was before the explosion?’” — SETH MEYERS

“The right-wing judges on the Supreme Court are Trump superfans — they’re desperate to side with him. If he could have given them a case with even a little meat on it, they were ready to Hamburger Helper it into a full meal, but there was nothing there.” — SETH MEYERS

“The court really tried to do Trump a favor, though. They figured if it was one sentence, he would actually read it.” — JIMMY FALLON

“For Trump, it felt like applying to college and getting back a thin envelope. It’s like, ‘Well, this can’t be good.’” — JIMMY FALLON

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